If She Has Sex, Gets Pregnant, Asks Jesus For Her Sexual Purity Back, Then Has The Baby, IS It A Virgin Birth?!

Twitter sucks for conversations.  Even though that’s what it’s supposed to be about.
So I bring this tweet over here…

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Here are my non seminary educated thoughts on Born Again Virginity.

1. God will make you a new creation…but to the dude or chick who you played doctor with, their creation isn’t new anymore. Therefore your virginity isn’t new again. So maybe we are a new creation with the same beat down body…Until heaven.
2. Isaiah 1:18 – “though your sins are like scarlet, they shall be as white as snow, though they are red as crimson, they shall be like wool”
Your sins are forgiven. Yes. But You Are not A Virgin. You are a forgiven…whatever…But you still are a…whatever…

What are your thoughts on this?
I think there should be better ways to claim purity as a evangelical community…
How about “I’ve decided to stop having sex with anything that makes me feel warm and fuzzy!”?
I think that works a lot better than “I’m a VIRGIN AGAIN!!!”
I know it’s not as catchy…
But it’s a heck of a lot less confusing.

Theological black hole just opened…
Los