…You Might Be A Megachurch

I picked on the church plant a few days ago…
It’s the megachurch’s turn…

You might be a megachurch is your green room looks nicer that 95% of your attendees living rooms.
You might be a megachurch if you film sermon video illustrations on location in other countries.
You might be a megachurch if people take celebrity pictures of the pastor during his sermon.
You might be a megachurch if you have more people on staff to run a Sunday than American Idol has on staff to run a Wednesday.
You might be a megachurch if kids throw a tantrum when the moving lights aren’t working in their Sunday School.
You might be a megachurch if your pastor has had more work done than most of the women in your church.
You might be a megachurch if your worship department has not one single ugly person in it.
You might be a megachurch if your pastors security detail mimics the Secret Service.
You might be a megachurch if there are more police officers directing traffic into your parking lot than manning the streets of your neighborhood on a Sunday morning.

Go ahead…
Have some fun…
Can you add any?
Los