Here we are at HarrisIII‘s movie premiere. 1…2…3… SMILE!!!
Losiah is thinking….
who is that guy with the Whittakers??
next time I’m getting my appearance fee up front!
I am WORKING this cardigan. Don’t mess.
If this movie sucks, I’m elbowin this guy right in the nuts.
this doesn’t look at all like Nemo 3D
Really? You think I just smile on command? You have to EARN a Losiah smile.
“Ain’t nobody got time for that!” …..channeling Sweet Brown.
“My swag doesn’t include smiling.”
Me & my family were getting a cool photo with a cool magician and then this scruffy Latino guy photobombed us…
Channeling Derek Zoolander:
“I’m pretty sure there’s a lot more to life than being really, really, ridiculously good looking. And I plan on finding out what that is.”
I’m gonna need some popcorn before I do any more photo ops.
In another first…The Whittaker’s have become the first family to adopte an adult.
I don’t get what the big deal is.
My hair would do that if SOMEBODY would just let me do it myself in the mornings…
This is so NOT the People’s Choice Awards.
One of these things is not like the others, one of these things just doesn’t belong…
Why doesn’t he have any hair?
This is my favorite so far- and you are right! Everyone in this picture, with one exception, has such fabulous hair!
Really?! Can’t even go see a movie without getting swarmed by the paps?! Being famous is so tough…
“Who is this guy? I’m the real celebrity here. (lame that they’re making me stand with these goofballs)”
He is thinking…
Um where is the RED carpet? I am a People’s Choice winner. Psh.
“Say cheese?” Really? Thats offensive. I don’t do cheese. I am CLEARLY a pepperoni guy.
“If a cow laughs hard enough, will milk come out its nose?”
Losiah: “I may be the shortest one here, but I’m by far the coolest. DUH.”
Losiah: too cool for smiles
That is NOT a single lady.
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