Christians Don’t Masturbate!!!

This is an old shirt from XXXchurch.com
I have a question about the shirt though…

Is it…
1) “Christians don’t masturbate.”
(If you are a Christian, you don’t masturbate.)

2) “Christians: Don’t masturbate!”
(Message to Christians: Please do NOT masturbate!)

And if you examine the t-shirt closely, are they subliminally stating that only left handed Christians should not masturbate?
What are your thoughts on this taboo topic?
Are guys and gals serving in the military ok to do this thinking of their spouses?
Are guys and gals ok to do this at all?
Discuss
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