I’ve got nothing witty or deep. I feel like I must sleep. But before I go curl up all fetal. Let me bore 125 of you people. Stop reading now if you bore easily.
7:15 am – Sohaila comes into bed and sticks her FREEZING cold feet straight into the front of my boxers!!! Dear Lord. Not a good way to start the day. So I’m up.
8:45 am – Drive that cold footed diva to preschool.
9:00 am – Have 2 potential musician conversations with 2 potential musicians who are both awake before 10!!! Either they really suck because no musician worth their salt is up this early or they really want to play.
10:00 am – Drive to the bank to deposit my check that is supposed to be direct deposited. I think the last time I stepped foot in a bank was 5 years ago. The Internet has stifled my public banking knowledge. In order to cash a check these days you have to fill out like 5 slips of paper with numbers I don’t know. But I walked out with cash. So I somewhat succeeded.
10:30 a.m. – Sat in horrible LA traffic on the 91 East for 30 minutes.
11:00 am – Arrived at my place of pain. Jimmy was waiting.
11:35 am – Called Eric in the ATL crying and in need of support.
1:00 pm – Inked
2:00 pm – 12 phone call returns.
2:45 pm – Sandals Staff…"Uh. Man Carlos. That’s really big huh? Did it hurt? Are
you sure it says what you think it says?" Matt Brown…"Hey Carlos. You have 2 red bumps above your eyebrows. I heard that some people get bad reactions to tattoo ink and their foreheads swell up for days. You better go check that out."
4:00 pm – Human Resource Job Description Development
5:35 pm – Get home and mauled by offspring
6:30 pm – Wife cooks up some Thai won-ton love that makes me want to slap my mama.
6:45 pm – Wife suddenly leaves with Tammy and Summer to go see "Brokeback Mountain".
6:50 pm – Daddy hands out candy and puts on Dora.
7:30 pm – We load up the Suburban and head to the office to help Tia Nancy with her Quickbooks
8:30 pm – Daddy and his divas hit Tyler Mall for some much needed… "Awe!!! How cute!!! Your daughters are beautiful!!!" …time. I admit it. I take my children out alone just to get praise for producing amazing looking offspring.
8:55 pm – Juice It Up hooks us up with some Strawberry smoothie love.
9:15 pm – Search 25 minutes in my 1300 square foot home for the infamous "Piggy" just so sohaila can go to bed. Anyone want a pig? That’s piggy in the top right corner. And then this is Piggy in the beginning…
10:00 pm – Heather, So, Seanna, and I all are grinding our teeth and sawing logs on the sofa. One big fat happy clan. 
10:45 pm. Wake up put the girls to bed and write this random entry. I’m scared to go to bed because Heathers cold feet are waiting.
Late,
Los