It’s 1:41 am. Why am I awake? My wife is snoring. Sohaila’s farting. Seanna’s drooling. And me? I am balancing the checkbook. I just ate a quesadilla so I feel pretty fat right now. I accidently shaved part of my goat off today so I had to shave the rest off. Now you can see my double chin. I am destined to make this the worst post I have ever posted.
And how come when I turned 30 suddenly hair started growing from different areas of my back? If Heather ever kicks it will my next wife shave it like she does? Or will I be cast into life as a hairy spot on the back widower? That would suck. I just want to go to sleep. Who needs that 67 bucks I can’t find anyways?
I think I accomplished my goal. This post is as useless as I am right now.
Sometimes it is better just not to log into Typepad.
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