New t-shirt from the guys at xxxchurch.com
So I have one question. Is it…

1) “Christians don’t masturbate.”
(= “If you are a Christian, you wouldn’t masturbate.”)

2) “Christians: Don’t masturbate!”
(= “Message to Christians: Please do NOT masturbate!”)

And if you examine the t-shirt closely, they are subliminally stating that only left handed Christians should not masturbate.
Are you left handed? Your thoughts.
(ht: KissKillMe)

Per Anne’s Comment…

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