Location: Harvest Bookstore and Cafe
Time: 12:55 pm
Meeting: Creative Team Meeting
Witnesses: J-Rocka – Media Director, Carlos – Worship Pastor
Quoted: Matt Brown – Senior Pastor, Sandals Church

So guys. Do you know where I can get a life-size cardboard cutout of Shaquille O’Niel, a smokin hot babe in a bikini, and some midgets?
-Matt Brown

It does not matter why he said it. It just matters that he said it.
What is the craziest you have heard your Senior Pastor say?