Hi. This is my middle finger.
This finger is very important to me.
No. Not when I’m pissed off.
Mostly when I’m happy.
Playing guitar makes me happy.
But not this week.
This finger is pissing me off.
This finger has a nail that is is swollen with puss.
This finger screams curse words at me when it is barely touched.
This finger must press down hard on strings in order to make them sing.
It hurts like hell.
Actually last night this finger began leaking while playing guitar during vocal rehearsal.
This finger got zero sympathy from 8 females in the room.
What must I do to stop the pain?