The state of California REQUIRES that I have a consultation prior to permanent sterilization. This is Kaisers way of not having to pay doctors overtime. Stick a large mass of men together and make them watch this 1984 video without giggling like Jr. Highers. This is rated, um, like, PG 15 or something… Don’t worry. The images are not real. They are the cartoony things.

I can’t believe I recorded that whole thing without getting caught.