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[These are make believe letters to make believe experiences meant to garnish conversation]

Hey man.
It’s me again.
I can’t really call myself Dude Who Just Came Back To Church After 10 Years Because Church Sucks anymore because I have been coming consistently for months now.
So I’ll just call myself Dude Who Just Came Back To Church After 10 Years And It Only Kinda Sucks Now.
Wow. Did you see this post?
Seriously?
Glad I don’t have your job.
Anyways.
This Thursday night.
You’re doing this Night Of Worship.
What’s that supposed to mean?
Shouldn’t you call it like, Night Of Worship Through Responding To God With Singing and Guitar Solos or something?
I guess that would not make for a cool sticker or video.
But either way, I’m down!!!
But I have to be honest.
I’m a bit scared I’m going to be out of my league that night.
I mean, won’t all the pros come out?
Like that chick that screamed about 1:54 into the Amazing Love song on that Passion CD you gave me from like 8 years ago.
I’m only a minor league singing worshipper dude.
I have a feeling the ballers are coming out.
But I’m just going to be me ok?
No harmonizing. No pre service stretching. No comparing worship leaders. No expectations.
I’m just coming to tell God how much I am starting to like Him.

Sincerely,
Dude Who Just Came Back To Church After 10 Years And It Only Kinda Sucks Now.

Read his first 3 letters here.
And Here.
And Here.