So Heather turned 31 yesterday.
She married me when she was 22.
Do the math.
Our wedding has been on mini DV tapes sitting in the closet.
Like 5 hours of footage.
So I finally made her a recap.
You probably will only enjoy this if you love us on a scale of 1-10 around a 7.
Otherwise it will bore the crap out of you.
But there are some twitter appearences by @double3, @brianhaleyeah, @trying2lead, @PastorMattBrown, and lots of @sandalschurch OG’s.
And yes. The unity candle. When I was supposed to grab Heathers and blow it out, I thought she wanted me to unite the flames.

Happy Birthday babe.
We are old.