I was leading worship at Lakewood Church in Houston Texas. It was amazing. Standing in front of that many people worshiping the Lord together was overwhelming. I’ve been intrigued by Osteen for a long time. His story on how he transitioned that church from his fathers pastoring to his has always been inspiring to me.
I was playing the last song…and I remember thinking clearly…The brass sounds AMAZING!
At that moment I turned to see if Joel Osteen was coming up to pray us through the transition and instead of Joel Osteen it was Jeff Henderson.
Jeff looked at me and said…
“Sorry to do this to you Los”…
He stuck me in the neck with some needle.
When I fell to the ground I remember looking to the crowd and they all had Osteen’s face.
Then I blacked out.
I woke up in a cell with Rick Warren, The Pope, Mark Driscoll, and Rev Run.
Rick looked at me and said…”They got to you too huh?”, then started laughing with that deep laugh that he has.
I woke up again…this time for real…with my heart pounding through my chest.
I have no idea what the crap that dream was about, or meant, but I’m having lunch with Joel, I mean Jeff next week and I’m wearing a turtle neck.
And if Joel Osteen reads this…if you see Jeff Henderson in the building, call the FBI.
Any dream interpreters out there?
What was the last dream you had and what the crap does my dream mean?