spider

Click that pic so you can see them fangs…

“CAAAAAAARLOSSSSSS!!!!!!!”, the wife screamed.
So out on the lawn there arose such a clatter,
I sprang from my XBox to see what was the matter…

Then I saw this on the post next to the front gate…
Holy crap.
First…Can somebody PLEASE tell me what kind of spider that is?
Second… What is the one thing that makes your skin crawl?
Spiders and roaches for me…
You?
Los