Daddy.  How much does Jesus weigh? – Seanna
Daddy, there are lots of brown people in our neighborhood. Like you and Seanna. – Sohaila
Daddy, who is playing against the Falcons? OK. Go Steelers. – Seanna
Daddy, I think I just saw Oprah drive by. – Seanna
Man I’m pooped. – Heather
In your pants mommy? – Losiah

Now you know why I am the way I am…