closet gay

We see it on tv all the time. On talk shows, sitcoms, dramas, documentaries.
We always sigh and think…
“I’d handle it perfectly”.
The truth is, you have no idea how you would handle those words.
I try to imagine the hardest conversations of my life with my kids.
I imagine this one.
I imagine the pregnant one.
I imagine the I Don’t Believe In God one.
I imagine the I Want To Be On The Drill Team one. 🙂

I try and imagine the first few sentences I would say.
So I ask you.
Your kid comes up to you at 15, 16, 25 and says…
“Dad, Mom, Just wanted you to know, I’m gay.”
You have one shot.

And the next few sentences out of your mouth are…
Los