I’m a mess.
The wife has been gone, driving across the USA with her BFF Jacinda like they are Oprah and Gayle.
I’m home with the kids.
They rule me.
When Heather left 2 days ago the house looked Like Martha Stewart had farted on it.
Immaculate.
Today, well let’s just say it looks like Puck from Real World San Fran farted on it.
It’s a mess.
I found KIX in the shower.
I found blueberries in Losiah’s bed.
I found Tanny the hamster on the KITCHEN TABLE.
I found a banana peel on the vacuum cleaner handle.
I found Losiah asleep in the closet.
In the closet.

So ragamuffins…
What is the strangest thing you have found out of place in your house recently?
Los