I’m a mess.
The wife has been gone, driving across the USA with her BFF Jacinda like they are Oprah and Gayle.
I’m home with the kids.
They rule me.
When Heather left 2 days ago the house looked Like Martha Stewart had farted on it.
Today, well let’s just say it looks like Puck from Real World San Fran farted on it.
It’s a mess.
I found KIX in the shower.
I found blueberries in Losiah’s bed.
I found Tanny the hamster on the KITCHEN TABLE.
I found a banana peel on the vacuum cleaner handle.
I found Losiah asleep in the closet.
In the closet.

So ragamuffins…
What is the strangest thing you have found out of place in your house recently?