Not like WANT his body…
But want his body…
Like only if it wasn’t so pasty.
A bit more tan.
But like my head on top of his body.
Not like that.
Not with his head on his body and my head on his body.
Like cut his head off and put my head on his shoulders.
I mean I would never actually do that.
Cut off his head.
You know what I mean.
I just want his pecs as my pecs.
His abs as my abs.
Not ON my abs.

This post started off really safe and ended up wounding my masculinity.
But face it…
The J Dog is ripped