When I was in 1st grade I tried to kiss Mary Helen Addison on the playground of Rehoboth Elementary School.
She got away.
When I was in 3rd grade I actually kissed Mary Helen Addison on the playground of Rehoboth Elementary School.
She made me give her my favorite scratch and sniff sticker.
When I was in 4th grade Mrs. Buchannan cut her thumb off in the paper cutter.
I never used a paper cutter again.
When I was in 6th grade all the girls started getting boobs and stuff.
I popped every girls bra strap in one day and got in lots of trouble.

What are some elementary school moments you will never forget?
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