A non Christian friend of mine went to church last week with his brother.
He said the worship leader kept saying that “Jesus is here!”.
He said the worship leader kept asking “Jesus to slay us!”.
He said the worship leader kept asking “Jesus please show your face to us!”.
He said he was mortified.
So I sent him this pic and he said… “YES!!! That’s exactly what I though was going to run into the room and murder me.”
I can only imagine the other things we say from stage that freak non christians out.

What is some of your favorite Crazy Christianese that confuses the hell out of people?
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